| Wow its been so friggen' long. |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|06:15 pm] |
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Hi, I suppose I'll start using my live journal again, mainly for Ladan, cause she loves my live journal and stuff, today is boring. It rained. Thats all. |
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| CHRISTmas |
[Dec. 25th, 2004|10:49 am] |
heh christmas is too much of a consumers holiday now, look at that im criticizing something in a political manner, someone stop me.
Merry christmas you pillow biters. |
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| Camille gets owned. |
[Dec. 2nd, 2004|04:46 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Muse - Time Is Running Out | ] |
ROFL look at this this is SOOOO funny Camille got her ass handed to her by 2 people in the span of 5 minutes
Chordsinourheart: Camille353: youre so cool
Auto response from Chordsinourheart: miranda is indubidably teh coolest
Camille353: i love how funny you think you are
Camille353: thats the only car that i have and u fuck it up
Camille353: you wonder why i say you act like youre 12
Camille353: because you DO!
Camille353: have some respect for other peoples THINGS
Chordsinourheart: camille it didn't hit your car lol
Camille353: i dont fucking care
Camille353: you wonder why i get angry gene
Camille353: yorue fucking dumb
Chordsinourheart: and i wasn't aiming for it.
Camille353: if you know i get mad why do it
Chordsinourheart: no camille lol wtf were u trying to do??? pull me out of the car?
Camille353: yea
Chordsinourheart: hahahahahahhaha thats ridiculous
Camille353: so is your behavior
Camille353: its not your car
Camille353: dont touch it
Camille353: its all that i have
Camille353: and youre not funny
Chordsinourheart: camille, i didn't hit your car lol
Camille353: it doesnt matter
Chordsinourheart: so you attempt to pull me out...
Camille353: dont ever touch my things
Camille353: ever
Chordsinourheart: camille i spit on your car=-O
Camille353: yea and you poured soda on it
Camille353: and you threw a bottle at it and a pastry
Camille353: yorue not funnyu
Camille353: *funny
Camille353: did i ever say it was ok to do that?
Camille353: if you did that to calebs car he woudl murder you
Camille353: and so youd never do it
Camille353: why do you think its ok to do it to mine?
Camille353: ITS NOT
Camille353: so dont!
Chordsinourheart: i wouldn't do it to caleb, because it wouldnt be funny when he's pissed
Camille353: have so respect
Camille353: *some
Chordsinourheart: so basically today was like
Chordsinourheart: "OMG YOU THREW SOMETHING THAT MISSED IM GOIG TO THREATEN YOUR LIFE"
Camille353: today was me sick an tirred of you being a dick to me
Camille353: so yea im abotu to snap
Camille353: like it
Camille353: im not kidding
Camille353: dont touch my car
Chordsinourheart: camille it's not like i shit on your car or anything, or damaged it
Camille353: I DONT FUCKING CAR WHAT YOU DID
Camille353: ITS NOT YOUR CAR
Camille353: then i go home and my dad shits bricks because theryes shit all over it
Chordsinourheart: whoa caps lock me
Camille353: ITS HIS CAR
Chordsinourheart: so it's his car...
Chordsinourheart: camille i have no respect for you. none
Camille353: YEA
Camille353: good
Camille353: then dont talkt o me
Chordsinourheart: because your a stupid bitch. all you do is talk shit.
Camille353: dont touch my stuff
Camille353: problem solved
Chordsinourheart: =-O
Camille353: i talk shit about you when u fuck up my shit yea
Camille353: why woudlnt i
Camille353: i dont liek it
Chordsinourheart: so you resolve it with talking shit...
Chordsinourheart: omgz it's the end of the world
Camille353: no i screamed at you
Camille353: adn you do it again and again
Camille353: YEA IT IS
Camille353: ITS MY ASS because its not my car its my DADS
Chordsinourheart: so you endanger all our lives???
Camille353: HAHHAHAHAHa
Camille353: keep that shit up
Chordsinourheart: oh lets pass them and hit the breaks, GOOD IDEA num nuts
Camille353: you werent in danger once
Camille353: not once
Camille353: if you were you would have known it
Camille353: i had complete controll of my car
Camille353: i knew what i was doing
Chordsinourheart: ??? apparently not
Camille353: hahaha
Chordsinourheart: camille, you scratched my cds lol my belongings. i didn't flip out on you.
Camille353: those cds didnt even come out of the case once
Camille353: i didnt even listen to them
Chordsinourheart: k quote time
Camille353: i have no time to listen to them
Chordsinourheart: "i don't like alexisonfire much, too much screaming" end quote
Camille353: i lied when i said i liked them because i felt bad i didnt listen to them
Chordsinourheart: oooooooook
Camille353: yup oooookkkkk
Chordsinourheart: so were you going to beat me up today camille?
Camille353: gene dont even start your shit with me
Camille353: OO YOURE THREATENING MY LIFE
Camille353: shut up
Chordsinourheart: what? lol you tried getting me out of the car...
Camille353: is there a point to this?
Camille353: i dot see one
Chordsinourheart: well you Imed me bitching
Camille353: *dont
Camille353: YEA dont touch my car
Camille353: end-
Chordsinourheart: i didn't touch it though
Chordsinourheart: that tape was no where near your car today
Camille353: YOU DO TOUCH IT
Camille353: DONT TOUCH MY SHIT
Camille353: EVER
Chordsinourheart: camille you already flipped out about it before
Chordsinourheart: today was ridiculous, nothing happened
Camille353: i dont care
Chordsinourheart: flipping out about 1 thing more than once, on dif days makes you look insane.
Camille353: GOOD
Camille353: im glad
Chordsinourheart: no your not
Camille353: i coudl care less
Chordsinourheart: sure you do
Camille353: OO camilles crazy
Camille353: WOW who cares
Chordsinourheart: i think you do
Camille353: haha
Camille353: im glad you know how i feel better then i know myself
Chordsinourheart: no your not
Camille353: shut up gene
Chordsinourheart: hahaha
Camille353: im glad youre laughing
Chordsinourheart: well i just think the whole situation is completly ridiculous
Chordsinourheart: dr pepper and spit washes off, a tape dispenser that never hit your car doesn't leave marks either
Camille353: THE POINT IS ... ITS NOT YOUR CAR so dont throw shit at it or on it or around it its not YOURS have some respect i dont care if it washes off because it was on there when i got home and my dad yelled at me for it and asked how it got there
Chordsinourheart: camille lol i pissed on bens car once, and he laughed.
Camille353: GREAT thats ben
Camille353: its his car
Chordsinourheart: your shitting bricks about nothing
Camille353: he can laugh all he wants
Camille353: im not laughing
Chordsinourheart: you make everything out to be the worst thing everrrrr
Chordsinourheart: and because it's you, were all supphose to care and be affected by it
Camille353: hahah ok gene how about i get introubel for you being an idiot to my dads car
Camille353: you know what he told me
Camille353: either you fix it or i will
Camille353: whihc means hes ripshit
Chordsinourheart: it's your fault for not washing it off as the gas station
Camille353: ITS ON MY PAINT!
Chordsinourheart: k you get in trouble=-Ohoollyyyyyy shit
Camille353: you dont use wiper fluid on the roof of youcar
Camille353: and its not my job to clean up after you
Camille353: YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE
Camille353: YOU SHOUDL HAVE CLEANED IT OFF
Chordsinourheart: no way
Camille353: instead im CLEANING IT OFF and you fucking spit on my car
Camille353: WOW thats really cool of you
Chordsinourheart: so you get in trouble..?? and this turns to some huge catastrophe
Camille353: im cleaning it and you make more of a mess
Camille353: im not your mom im not your babysitter
Camille353: its my car so dont touch it
Camille353: um my dad screamed at me untill i told him what happened
Chordsinourheart: =-Owhoa
Camille353: then he asked your name and what you looked like
Chordsinourheart: thats badass
Chordsinourheart: hardcore even
Camille353: and told me i have full permission to " punch the little prick in the face next time"
Camille353: does that sound liek hes happy
Camille353: no
Camille353: do i need this shit from him
Camille353: because you think youre FUNNY
Camille353: no
Chordsinourheart: so it's some fucking catastrophe??? and you talk shit tons of shit.
Chordsinourheart: it's not some huge issue camille
Camille353: gene its not for you to judge
Camille353: ITS NOT YOUR CAR
Camille353: its not your life its not you father its not YOURS
Camille353: dont fuck with it
Chordsinourheart: oookk so what im getting out of this is...
Chordsinourheart: your scared to make your dad angry. and that this...whole thing. is a disaster. and were all going to die.. or something
Chordsinourheart: or your going to punch me in the face
Chordsinourheart: because you don't know how to clean
Camille353: ARE YOU FIUCKIGN KIDDING ME
Chordsinourheart: and take care of the issues in a civil manner
Camille353: BECAUISE I DONT KNOW HOPW TO CLEAN?
Chordsinourheart: wait sorry, forgot. camille is the cleaning master.
Camille353: THATS NOT EVEN WHAT ITS ABOUT GENE
this is why i cant STAND YOU
Camille353: you dont even fucking GET THE POINT
the POINT IT DONT TOUCH M Y FUCKING CAR
Chordsinourheart: well calm down, crazy bitch
Chordsinourheart: the issues over camille
Camille353: yup im a crazy bitch
Chordsinourheart: you just keep talking about it
Chordsinourheart: over and over
Chordsinourheart: the spit is gone
Chordsinourheart: so is the dr pepper.
Chordsinourheart: and that role flew off in the driveway.
Chordsinourheart: if your dads just like you, he'll still be pissed
Chordsinourheart: so it's just you .. and maybe him.
Chordsinourheart: so get over it
Camille353: DONT TEL ME TO GET OVER IT
Camille353: DONT TOUCH MY SHIT AND IT WONT BE A PROBLEM
Camille353: OVER DONE WITH
Camille353: no need to talk again
Chordsinourheart: :-\that one hurts
ahahahahaha oh man it just doesnt end here we go.
GoalOfHades87: Ahahaha, what a dumb cunt, "omfg you threw shit that missed, so Im goig to threaten your life"
Camille353: dotn talkt o me
GoalOfHades87: Cry about it
GoalOfHades87: "Omg i pretend not to care but Im going to block you because I do care"
Camille353: still tlak ing
Camille353: hahah whatever youre talking about
GoalOfHades87: Why dont you agree with me?
GoalOfHades87: Comon, agree with me
GoalOfHades87: Hey Camille, you're a DUMB dramatic uppity bitch" thats when you say "THANKS elliot, I have nothing to say back to you because Im a fucking dumbass, thanks"
Camille353: great
Camille353: good for you
GoalOfHades87: OOOO there it is again
GoalOfHades87: You call gene dumb?
Camille353: haha keep talking
Camille353: i dont really care
GoalOfHades87: Look at you, you cant even attempt to argue because you have ntohing to say
GoalOfHades87: That's a true sign of idiocy
Camille353: STILL TALKING? wow you have a life really you do
GoalOfHades87: When I have a fever and contagious? No not really, what's your excuse?
GoalOfHades87: OOOO burn...
Camille353: ooo almost cool
Camille353: but not
Camille353: its not even your issue
GoalOfHades87: You ALMOST had something to say there but I shot it down
GoalOfHades87: Good job
GoalOfHades87: You being a dumb cunt is my issue yeah
Camille353: wow youre such a sweetheart
GoalOfHades87: Not to dramatic idiots...
Camille353: hahah what
GoalOfHades87: Im not nice to people I hate, and I hate you because you are stupid, you are a drama queen, you throw shit out of proportion, and you're a bitch
Camille353: im happy that you could get that off your chest
GoalOfHades87: Wasnt on my chest
GoalOfHades87: I let you know it all the time
GoalOfHades87: And I let everyone else know it to
GoalOfHades87: remember how I see you in school "Hi camille" "hi" "fuck off"
GoalOfHades87: I love that
Camille353: thats great
GoalOfHades87: Was that your second half ass comeback I shot down...
GoalOfHades87: good job, you are really doing great
Good job elliot, keep it coming.
Craigthekidder: not too much just getting caught up on some istant messgae drama
Craigthekidder: lets start a rumor that kamiles a man
see, even kidder wants camille to go through a serious emotional crisis, ah well shes fucked. |
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| This just in! |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|09:08 pm] |
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| | At The Drive-in Pattern Against User | ] |
Red lobster still blows ass LoLoLoL!!!!1@ |
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| Emo = t3h $uq |
[Nov. 8th, 2004|11:15 pm] |
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| | Bright Eyes because I think I'm a god damn emo fuck | ] |
Christ, all i see nowadays are all these "emo" pussies that don't even know what emo is. "Oh im so emo because my mom tells me to take out the trash and when I don't she asks me again! Life sucks, and my mom is so hard on me." Of course, my reaction to this is a little something like "..." at first I am in awe at the stupidity that is being created within young minds. I just want to take that kid and put him in some house where his/her dad will beat the shit out of her every morning and sometiems in the afternoon if you jeoprodized him and his alcohol intake, because of course he would be a deadbeat alcoholic. Then you can be a fucking emo, not one of these gay asses who think they're cool or trendy because they have some little emo quote in their info. Hi, welcome to the real world. Quit your bitching, your mom wakes up up every morning and cooks french toast from scratch. In the afternoon your mom drives you to your guitar lesson (which makes you feel like you fit in mroe with the "punks" at school) and then you go home to a nice home cooked meal in a nice evornment where people say hi to you and ask how your day was. Quit your bitching you aren't emo.
-Ben |
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| ROFLAMOMGWTFLOLOLOL!!!!11@ |
[Nov. 8th, 2004|11:01 pm] |
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| | Anti-Flag - Stars and Stripes | ] |
See, this is what happens when fuck ups get together on AIM.
Fatally Yours15: if you were to have a penis i dont think myself or the ghetto would associate with you
PinsAndImNeedles: yeah you better not be doubting the Ghetto Fabolussness of E.A. as I like to call it.
Fatally Yours15: lol.
PinsAndImNeedles: if I had a penis, i wouldn't associate with myself
Fatally Yours15: bullshit
PinsAndImNeedles: but thanks for the support
PinsAndImNeedles: asshole
Fatally Yours15: youd be playign with yourself from dusk til don
PinsAndImNeedles: no i wouldn't, but i would slap a lot of people with it
Fatally Yours15: dawn*
Fatally Yours15: mushroom tap you mean?
PinsAndImNeedles: id run around with it hanging out and just hit people
PinsAndImNeedles: and bismark the fuck out of things
Fatally Yours15: slapping and a reference to a penis shouldnt be used in the same sentence
PinsAndImNeedles: and teabag everything
Fatally Yours15: it should be replaced by
Fatally Yours15: mushroom tap
PinsAndImNeedles: no, i prefer bismark
Fatally Yours15: no mushroom tapping seems a bit more humorous
Fatally Yours15: think about it
Fatally Yours15: a mushroom
Fatally Yours15: slapping something
Fatally Yours15: and then do it with a weiner
PinsAndImNeedles: bismark is so much cooler though
PinsAndImNeedles: just like how hoover manuever is cooler then "knocking the bitchs arms out" even though the latter is funnier
Fatally Yours15: hmm
Fatally Yours15: seems like you are just using hoover manuever just for the hell of it
Fatally Yours15: and that isnt as cool as "Knocking the bitches arms out from under her"
PinsAndImNeedles: are you kidding? thats like the best name for anything ever
Fatally Yours15: :-\
PinsAndImNeedles: well other then toaster strudel
PinsAndImNeedles: but nothing is better then that delicious frozen breakfast pastry
Fatally Yours15: hmm youre right because those things totally own pop-tarts
Fatally Yours15: pop-tarts became obsolete the day pilsburry came out with the toaster strudel
PinsAndImNeedles: and it comes with icing
PinsAndImNeedles: how can you go wrong
Fatally Yours15: yeah, you cant
Fatally Yours15: everything in life that is good comes with cream
Fatally Yours15: kind of like penises
Fatally Yours15: im sure you saw that coming from a mile away
PinsAndImNeedles: like a fuckin train
PinsAndImNeedles: thats right, i see trains from a mile away
PinsAndImNeedles: in fact, everyone does
PinsAndImNeedles: and if you don't
PinsAndImNeedles: well thats a personal problem
Fatally Yours15: well yeah they do have those really loud horns
Fatally Yours15: yeah you should seek some type of guidance if you cant hear/see a train from at least 500 feet away
Fatally Yours15: or maybe you could be deaf and blind
Fatally Yours15: in which case you probably shouldnt venture to the railroad tracks
PinsAndImNeedles: but then again, they wouldn't know if they've ventured near railroad tracks
Fatally Yours15: hmm i guess so, which makes it inevitable for blind deaf people to be involved in train accidents
Fatally Yours15: or maybe that blind deaf people are better off dead, what do you think the message is?
PinsAndImNeedles: which makes for unending traumatizations for innocent bystanding children, which makes for serial killers, which makes for lots of people dying, which makes for lots of funerals, which makes for a cemetary plot shortage.... so really we have to obliterate all trains in order to not have dead people in the streets
Fatally Yours15: yeah or just start burying people in top of each other in a pit of flames also called a crematorium
PinsAndImNeedles: and that just makes for references to the holocaust which pisses off the Anti-Semetic groups, which starts active violent rivalry between them and the Neo-Nazis, which leads to World War 3
PinsAndImNeedles: so fuck trains, man
Fatally Yours15: hmm i think that maybe instead of destroying trains, why not those god damn neo-nazis?
Fatally Yours15: at least the purpose of trains is much more productive (besides killing blind deaf people)
Fatally Yours15: trains kill all sorts of people
Fatally Yours15: nazis kill jews and minorities
PinsAndImNeedles: yeah but without the neo-nazis, jewish groups have no reason to get really passionate about equal rights, and then the blacks are fucked, cause no one sides with them
Fatally Yours15: well everyone sides with jews cause they have money, so maybe if we give the proceeds from underground funding from the neo nazis then it would be equal
Fatally Yours15: theywould both have money
PinsAndImNeedles: no, ben. that's just crazy talk.
Fatally Yours15: hmm youre right, fuck trains
PinsAndImNeedles: exactly.
PinsAndImNeedles: you know, the realization that we have to get rid of trains for the betterment of mankind all stemmed from a dick joke
PinsAndImNeedles: that seems fitting.
Fatally Yours15: hmm indeed.
Fatally Yours15: you know, we have to be the most abstract assholes in this town
PinsAndImNeedles: that's probably why everyone's so jealous of us.
PinsAndImNeedles: other then for our good looks and fast cars.
Fatally Yours15: yeah especially the fast cars part
Fatally Yours15: people must drive by us and say "fuck them and their fast cars!" *mean face*
PinsAndImNeedles: and then we drive by all 8-) like and everyones liek "what the fuck, why can't i look that cool when i wear sunglasses"
Fatally Yours15: yeah and even when we stop at stop signs theyre like "What the fuck, why cant i stop as smoothly as they do?"
Fatally Yours15: "sons of bitches"
Fatally Yours15: we just do everything so nicely i guess
Fatally Yours15: efficient perfectionists id say
PinsAndImNeedles: which is really why americans are so fat, they watchign amazing people like us be ourselves and get depressed that they aren't as cool and go home and eat and eat until they are obese
Fatally Yours15: yeah once they see us they hit the haagan das faster than you can say "okie dokie"
PinsAndImNeedles: which we would never say because we know how uncool "okie dokie" is
PinsAndImNeedles: right ben?
Fatally Yours15: well unless you are an h-mo
Fatally Yours15: which im not so yeah
PinsAndImNeedles: speaking of which, health insurance sucks
Fatally Yours15: insurance bills suck
Fatally Yours15: health insurance doesnt
Fatally Yours15: the bills do
PinsAndImNeedles: no the actual insurance does. leads to global warming. but we'll save that conversation for another day.
Fatally Yours15: yes, or we would be here for hours
PinsAndImNeedles: well, perhaps minutes, but i have to figure out how what i said was true before i can discuss it
Fatally Yours15: well, maybe using exaggerations like the one i used creates more of a discussion atmosphere
PinsAndImNeedles: very interesting, watson
PinsAndImNeedles: very interesting, indeed
Fatally Yours15: i showed gene our conversation
Fatally Yours15: this is what he said.
Fatally Yours15: IdentityCrisisx2: i thought about skimming because i thought it was nonsense, but i gave it another chance. then it became so much nonsense that i laughed and finished it
PinsAndImNeedles: well people just don't have the brain capacity to understand our advanced ways ben. i mean.... we CAN jump much higher then anyone else. and that's why gene and others think its "nonsense"
Fatally Yours15: yes, us jumping higher indefinately sums up our awesome intellectual customs
PinsAndImNeedles: which is why we found the humor in ATHF even though only Amanda did otherwise
PinsAndImNeedles: and Amanda thinks it's funny cause she's...
PinsAndImNeedles: well she's what i like to call "special"
Fatally Yours15: yes she can laugh at herself if she wanted to
Fatally Yours15: and actually lead herself to believe its funny
PinsAndImNeedles: yeah. and when we laugh at ourselves its because it IS funny.
PinsAndImNeedles: which is why man made it to the moon.
Fatally Yours15: which is why the whole lunar landing is not a hoax, we are the proof
PinsAndImNeedles: and really, we're pretty much the reasons why dumb and dumber is such a funny movie.
Fatally Yours15: yeah
Fatally Yours15: exactly
If you know what's good for you, dont let Steph and I talk to each other over AIM, you've seen the outcome, it isnt to glorious, unless you're Steph or Myself. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2004|10:11 pm] |
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| | Bane - Ante Up | ] |
Live journals are neat, i wish i had one where i could speak freely about how i feel about things and people and all of that. Seems like it would really make me feel free. |
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| Live Journals Suck Ass |
[Jun. 18th, 2004|11:20 am] |
Live journals suck major donkey wang. Anyone who has them and actually uses them as a journal is a fag, and takes it up the ass from a homeless guy daily. People write about stupid ass shit, for instance: "today i went to the store and i saw james and then we sucked each others weiners and then i wrote about it in my journals and posted pictures along with it." They use the pictures to fucking prove that they have a life. WHich is the most pussiest thing in the entire world. Journals are the gayest thing ever on the internet, do you really want people to know what you're thinking? fuck no, why would you write about that shit? Do you wanna get your fudge packed in? probably. Pussies.
>>EMO<<
IS GAY K THNX BYE
-OMG served |
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| You're a Touch Overated... |
[Jun. 1st, 2004|09:16 pm] |
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Yeah...what the hell is going on with everyone having that in their live journals? Is that the only part of the only tbs song they know? I mean really, its a bit rediculous. Its ok though those K3wL K@tz can think they are emo or whatever it is that tickles their vaginas. |
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| More Updates |
[May. 31st, 2004|08:54 pm] |
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| |  groggy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Misfits-Hybrid Moments | ] |
Soon we will start updating again. due to lack of care we just weren't updating this piece of shit journal. Heh, anyways we will cook up some more good shit for all of you to argue about.
Good day, Ben |
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| -WEBSITE SHIT- |
[Mar. 11th, 2004|09:11 am] |
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| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Techno- Im raving out in my room | ] |
Okay, well this week ive been looking to build a half pipe in my room, so i was shopping around on the internet, and found out that quarter pipes we're 300$ each, and i'd need two, so it would cost me 600$+ to build a pipe in my room.. So i decided i'd look into grind rails for skiing, skateboarding, snowboarding. This website was programmed by a total dipshit, who can't zoom images. Here's the letter i sent to the company.
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Hello, i'd just like to send you an email about how shitty you guys are at zooming in.
We'll i went to youre website looking at a grind rail for my little boy benji, and I wanted
A closer image.. So i clicked the magnifine glass, and HOLY SHIT it didn't zoom in. it just gave the
SAME EXACT picture in a DIFFERENT WINDOW. What idiots made that zoom? I'd like to say they are
the dumbest shits _ever_. You can fix that easy.. Go do it assholes.
-On They Fight-
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Oh yeah, if you'd like to send this website hatemail, and find out what im talking about heres the site..
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/lookfirm/facxgrinrail.html
One other thing, GILFORDFUCKINGBLOWSASSANDNICKMURPHYTAKESITHARDCOREANALBEANS. |
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| Funniest shit of the day |
[Feb. 29th, 2004|11:34 pm] |
Tyler: I just came back from the hockey game.
Chris: Did you get anything?
Tyler: Yeah, i got this *shows chris a UNH puck*
Chris: Where'd you get that piece of shit?
Tyler: I caught it.
Chris You caught it?
Tyler: Yeah
Chris: You caught that? well i caught siphilus
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Ben Jones Is A Pussy Wife Beater |
[Feb. 24th, 2004|11:58 pm] |
It has come to my attention that Ben Jones, (my sisters boyfriend) Has decided to go around Alton school saying he is going to beat my sister and that hes going out with 2 other girls. This is just to let that fucking pussy know that if he even entertains the thought of laying one of his dirty hands on my sister, he is going to have the asskicking of a lifetime. Not only do I know about this. But so does my father. Yes Ben youve fucked up again. Expect to have your face broken in the next few weeks. You will wish you never met my sister. Not only was it a mistake to say such things, but it is also a mistake to hurt my sister who is very trusting. She is going to be hurt in some way or another. But Ben, there is only one way your going to get hurt. By me. Good day.
-Ben |
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| What women are really doing while they are "reading a book" |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|09:09 pm] |
The other day I walked in on a girl masturbating in the library. She was screaming and all that. So i said "What the fuck?" and we both just looked at each other and she asked "wanna give me a hand?". Well i could tell this girl was a horny slut, So i tossed her bitch ass out into the school lawn. She was naked and yelling. That was about the time the cops showed up and arrested her. I was also arrested for beating the shit out of her. I explained to the cops that mastrubating in a school library should not be permitted. He agreed but said that i didnt need to aply such "malicious punishment". I got really pissed off and and showed him "malicious punishment". i took a .45 to the shoulder. I was on the ground in pain. The officer blew the smoke away from th barrel and holstered his gun. "That wass a bad idea he said" So I gave him a boot to the head. Now im in prison serving a 10 year sentence but, i can handle it. I only get made someomes bitch on average of 3 times a day which i have heard isnt bad. Will someone please send me soap on a roap?
Teh Carzy Mexhican |
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| 10 Reasons why Red Lobster sucks ass |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|08:44 pm] |
Red Lobster is a Seafood "scum bag" hang out
10) The shitty waiters and help; not only do they suck at serving your all you can eat shimp baskets, they are poor, and on fucking welfare. These people spit, throw hair, and piss on your food and drinks.
9) The building; The red lobster buildings are really shitty, they dont clean their bathrooms, and vacum the floor, sweep, mop etc.. they suck ass.
8)Seafood : This shit isnt seafood its fucking cat, dog, horse food shoved in a deep fryer
7) Lobster : Hahaha this isnt even lobster its fucking crawfish caught in a pond in alton. It's not even red, last time i got lobster it was some weird ass green color, and it clawed my brothers finger off. Shitty ass cooking, and shitty ass lobster
6) Birthdays: Okay, If it's your birthday you want a fucking awesome meal, with good service, and a huge ass cake with tons of fucking candles, maybe a couple fire crackers or sparklers.. But This place is full of so many low-class slackers who are use to bringing their kids to mcdonalds and calling it their birthday. That they share it with the rest of the world. The Red Lobster Birthday special Includes : a shitty cake, and a shitty old lady serving you and your parents well you try to celebrate your your birthday.
5) FatSoes: You know when you walk into any area that has food in it, you see the entire family. They are All 200 pounds+ suffering of heart failure and dieabetes. They are smoking cigs, and stuffing their face with shrimp, steak, and potatoes.
The sign "Bottomless shrimp bucket" almost calls the FatSoes into this place.
4)It sucks ass
3) sucks ass
2) its gay
1) full of hippies |
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| Amercian Idol = Amercian Bull shit |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|08:39 pm] |
We're back... Fuckers!
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everyone know that show.. "Amercian Idol" ? We'll if you live in a fucking box, it's a T.V show where they find
'great singers' And have them compete to become the next amercian idol, or some bullshit like that. The dipshit who won it last was some fat black guy, who sucked major ass at singing. This show makes a buck off of the millions of tone deaf amercians seen on the show daily. If you watch amercian idol, your pretty much an idiot. Go die . Hip to be square
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| Ted Nugent |
[Jan. 13th, 2004|11:34 pm] |
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Ted Nugent may be a hick, But he is one kick ass guitarist. If you dont like Ted Nugent them i suggest that you get your nose bitten of by a Saigon whore. What is a Saigon whore you ask? Easily put, a whore from Saigon. |
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| Shania Twain is hot. |
[Jan. 7th, 2004|01:48 pm] |
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I think that we can all agree that Shania Twain is hot. But she sucks at singing. Who likes country music anyways? The answer: NO ONE. What would make you want to sing country music? Im sorry but singing about how how your dad is your uncle and is currently milking some cows and shooting his gun just doesnt apeal to me. Hey it might to you. If so here are some instructions. Step one: Grab a gun (we know if your listening to this type of music that you have guns, you hick). Step two: aim it at some type of vital organ (If you cant figure out that just aim it into your face) Step three: pull trigger. If everyone who listens to country music could fallow these instructions, the world would be a better place. |
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| Jeff is racist |
[Jan. 7th, 2004|01:45 pm] |
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Jeff is racist. And everyone knows. haha Jeff you ass wipe |
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